Mad, Mad Women of the GOP

There is no denying that there has been a rash of misbehavior among the men of the GOP this past month spreading like heat rash in the desert. And there certainly is no shortage of hate and fear mongers among the GOP spokesmen. Fear mongering and infidelities aside, a few of these men such as Rick Sanford have exhibited such erratic and absurd behavior, it makes me wonder if it is a disease inflicting the moral value gene. But let's not forget, this crazy and inexplicable conduct of the GOP is not isolated to just the male members. Here is a rundown on some of the unhinged behavior demonstrated by some female GOP gunslingers:

1. Sarah Palin: If you have any doubt that she is not the Queen of the Disturbed Females of the GOP, all it takes is a 3 second glance at her resignation press conference. Not only did her announcement lack clarity, it was so erratic, it made George W Bush's speeches seem eloquent. And if you have any doubt she is not one mad woman of the GOP, lest we not forget the Letterman incident, Troopergate and her Thanksgiving turkey slaughters. Even her GOP colleagues wish she would stay home. Oh, and by the way, Sarah, there is no Dept. of Law in the US Government.
2. Sally Kern: This Oklahoma State Representative should not only stay home, but her doors should be padlocked. Not only did she equate homosexuality to cancer, she claimed gays are the biggest threat to the US - ahead of terrorism. This child of Jesus is so mad and crazy that she wants her anti-homosexuality rants as part of a Christian hymn. Let's hope her sons don't have gay children. She also was charged in 2008 with entering the Oklahoma State Capitol building with a loaded gun - twice! GLBT - Run from her - quickly!
3. Ann Coulter: She could easily be Palin's assistant in her maladjusted court. Her latest statement claims Palin haters consist of a large majority of liberal women in New York. Okay, I get the part that liberal females probably don't have much use for the former Governor Palin and how she portrays women as fools, but only NY women? Need I say anymore on this woman. At least she's consistently crazy. And if you don't believe she may be mad, just do a google search and take a look at a photo of her...mad!
4. Michele Bachmann: This is my personal favorite mad woman of the GOP. Not because almost everything that comes out of her mouth is ridiculous, but because she is just so absurd it borders on lunacy. Her revolt against filling out the census is just plain nuts. Of course, she should be concerned if the census form asks about mental stability. She is so mad, that even the King of Senselessness, Glenn Beck doesn't get her. Keep it coming Michele, it won't be long before you're bound in a straight jacket and sent far, far away.